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KeithHandy posted in Funny ha-ha, Tools on January 5th, 2008
Y’know something I want for Christmas next year? A globe. I haven’t seen a globe in something like twenty years. How can you be sinister, and plot world domination, and go “bwahahaha”, without a globe to furiously spin and poke at with your crooked finger, indicating all the territory that one day will aaaalllllllll be yours? Nothing against Google Maps, but I don’t think it has quite the same effect.

