You better park the car well out of sight
KeithHandy posted in Your Soul on August 16th, 2007
I wasn’t going to blog about this a few weeks ago, but that was because it had only happened once. Now it’s happened twice, so the perpetrator is entitled to his fifteen minutes. Unfortunately it’s fifteen minutes of anonymity, because he didn’t leave his calling card.
Whoever keeps smashing in my car window, stop it. I don’t have an extra $150 to keep replacing it. I also don’t keep any crack cocaine, heroin, jewelry, or cash in the glove compartment. Thank you.
I think I’m just gonna wrap the top half of the door in generic Saran Wrap until they catch the notorious Rochester Car Window Bandit (what a lackluster name — serves you right for committing such a lackluster string of crimes). Only when I know the streets are safe again will I be buying more glass.
I know you don’t believe this, but I feel sorry for you, whoever you are, and I hope you experience some kind of transformation. Take control of your shitty life.
