August 20th, 2008

Roland SH-5

There are certain synthesizers that I covet based entirely on their appearance (synth porn does indeed follow the same protocol as regular porn). This one, for example, looks like it could mow down a whole streetful of pro-democracy protestors (click on the picture for a more oppressive version):

mean-looking synth

Of course I would use it for good, to mow down their fascist oppressors. I may be turned on, but not to the complete abandonment of my superheroic moral code!

2 Responses to 'Roland SH-5'

  1. 1Emit Flesti
    January 21st, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    Oh…oh my…

    I, uh, need to go to the bathroom and, uh, comb my hair.

    BRB


  2. 2KeithHandy
    January 21st, 2007 at 6:03 pm

    Suuuure you do.


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