Re: When I’m going to ask her out
KeithHandy posted in Old skool on December 15th, 2005
Gentle Readers:
How dare you collectively ask me such a personal and private thing as when I’m going to ask her out. Do you think this is some kind of free-for-all public exhibition of my private life and my innermost feelings about it??!?? Do you think you are entitled to a play-by-play rundown???!!21/?2?? Who the hell do you think you are! The complex dynamic between me and my wimmins of affection is not the bizness of the likes of you!!! You would be appalled if I inquired the same of your intimate goings-on (and not-goings-on)! Think about it! Plates are lids! Lids are plates! Why not mind your own business!!!!!
Sincerely,
